I was pregnant for approximately nine months three times in my younger years, yet this is this only picture I have to show for it. I can’t explain why, since I fully embraced that experience. These days, impending motherhood is celebrated in graphic ways, creatively photographed for posterity.
The first time I saw this pose, I thought it was sweet.
But pretty quick it creeped me out.
I like it a lot better when mama wears clothes.
And this is a whole lot of fun.
Son John snapped this “maternity” shot.
Well, we tried. My arms just aren’t long enough.